Tuesday, October 27, 2009
When Bad Geography Gets You Suspended
Friday, October 9, 2009
What Has Obama Done? (pt. II)
By Peter M. Shane (from executivewatch.net)
It’s a safe bet that President Obama’s first words this morning were something akin to, “I won what??” This is, after all, the man who conceded that Arizona State had a point in thinking an honorary degree might be premature. President Obama – whom I admire deeply – has been in office under 10 months, and the menu of world conflicts seems pretty much as long as last January.
In short, it also seems a safe bet that, in choosing President Obama for the Nobel Peace Prize, the Committee wanted to send a larger message.
As I read it, that message is, “America, we need you.”
The Birthers and Teabaggers will likely say that the Nobel Prize is testament to Obama’s overarching allegiance to European, rather than American values. Nothing could be farther from the truth.
President Obama has so captured the world’s imagination because he so strikingly embodies an America that the world yearns for – an energetic, diverse, inclusive America that is determined to lead the world, but with the world’s interests in mind.
As the Nobel Committee said, President Obama’s “diplomacy is founded in the concept that those who are to lead the world must do so on the basis of values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world’s population.”
This statement takes as a given the fact that the President of the United States is “to lead the world.” It just says how the world hopes he or she will do so.
This international yearning for enlightened American leadership should come as no surprise.
There will not be a meaningful international anti-nuclear proliferation regime without American leadership.
There will not be a rapprochement between the West and Islam without American leadership.
There will not be lasting peace in the Middle East without American leadership.
There will not be measurable progress against global warming without American leadership,
There will not be worldwide progress in the protection and expansion of human rights – and perhaps, most especially, women’s rights – without American leadership.
These are things for which people around the world yearn. They do not want America to shed its position of leadership; they want America to abandon unilateralism – the idea that America can lead with indifference to the “values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world’s population.”
As an American, I have to say I am grateful and slightly amazed that the eight Bush-Cheney years did not utterly kill the American brand abroad. An agonizing “what if?” question will always be, “What if, on September 12, 2001, America had embraced a less unilateral vision of world leadership?” How much closer would we be to the imperative international objectives we now seek?
Because time only moves in one direction, however, Americans should be delighted by the award today bestowed upon our President. The award is a bet not just on Obama’s future, but on ours. It is a bet that we can be the America that the world sees in Barack Obama.
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Question(s) About Racism
1. If what Joe said was racist, is Joe a racist?
2. If what Joe said was racist, is Bob a racist?
3. If what Joe said was not racist, is Bob a racist?
4. If Joe IS a racist, but what he said was not, is Bob a racist?
5. Am I a racist for even asking if Joe's comment was racist?
6. If you answer any of these hypothetical questions, are you a racist?
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7. Why are you such a racist?
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A few quick observations on racism (forgive me for not elaborating or even defending these observations):
A. There seems to be a "racist" continuum. What we say or do falls somewhere along the continuum.
B. When someone has a history of saying or doing things that fall on the wrong side of the continuum, it's not unreasonable to assume that other statements or actions, harmless as they may seem (when said/done by someone without such a history), might be rooted in racism.
C. If racial equality is a goal and racism (or racial discrimination) is the antithesis, then it should be clear why advancing the agenda/cause of the oppressors might be racist while advancing the agenda/cause of the oppressed (NAACP, for example) might not be.
Monday, September 14, 2009
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Hiatus
Taking 30 seconds to write this post has put me behind by three minutes.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Math Fail: Part 8 (or 9)
Monday, July 20, 2009
I Feel Empowered Today...
The Honorable Kay R. Hagan
521 Dirksen Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510
Dear Senator Hagan:
I am writing to urge you to support President Obama’s proposed health care reform.
Like many Americans, I worry about the rising costs of adequate health care. As a newlywed and current law student I sometimes fear that my wife and I are one sickness, disease, broken bone, or accident away from hospital bills that will take the rest of our working lives to pay off.
We are fortunate enough to have private coverage provided by our parents while I am still in school, but we can’t help but be alarmed at the increasing rate with which private insurance companies are denying claims and leaving millions of sick Americans untreated or unable to pay their bills. You have no doubt read recent research which shows that an overwhelming majority of bankruptcy claims in the United States are linked to medical problems, and that an even greater majority of those claims are made by citizens with private health care plans. This is not a problem, this is a crisis—a health crisis that has spilled over into the worst economic crisis of our lives.
I firmly believe that President Obama’s plan will ensure that every American has access to adequate and affordable health care. Such a plan will contribute to an increase in the overall health and well being of the American people and will help to expedite recovery from the economic ailments that affect us all.
I urge you to act now while political expediency and the public will are so closely aligned.Please be sure that you are on the right side of history.
Sincerely,
SoxyPirate
I encourage all of you to find some time and let your elected officials know that you're keeping an eye on them, regardless of where your views may fall on the political spectrum.
Friday, July 17, 2009
Math Fail
Rush was lamenting wasteful, frivolous government spending (like Social Security and Medicare). Then he dropped this bombshell on everyone:
Have you heard the story about 700 executives from the Social Security Administration on a party junket to Phoenix?...Claiming they need "to learn how to reduce stress because of a growing number of death threats made against them, nearly 700 executives from the Social Security Administration," 700 executives! It cost $700,000. That's one hundred thousand dollars per attendee.So, according to the Rushbo $700,000/700 people = $100,000 per person. And that, he says, is just too much.
...When this kind of news gets out, ladies and gentlemen, with unemployment news what it is, unemployment continuing to rise, government executives going on retreats for a hundred grand a person for three days, to relieve stress over deaths threats. The American people can't do that right now, the American people are paying for it, but this is nothing. This 700 grand, this is nothing to the pillage that the government as a whole is doing in the trillions on this economy every day.
Only thing is 700,000/700 = 1,000. Thats like what, twice as cheap as Rush said?
Someone on Rushbo's team caught the error and fixed its first instance in the transcript on his website. It appears that was as much journalistic integrity as they could muster, as the second instance remains uncorrected.
You can read the entire transcript here. Unfortunately, you must be a subscriber to view video or to hear the original audio.
Friday, July 3, 2009
Palin Steps Down
What's she gonna' be doin' now? Maybe she'll be rejoinin' the pageant circuit.
...or givin' speeches about teen pregnancy, dontcha' know.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
I Couldn't Resist A Stab at Mitt
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Thursday, April 23, 2009
"If this doesn't get me a girlfriend, nothing will..."
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Miss California's Controversial Response
Last night fellow Pirate Kristen Dalton (Miss North Carolina) won the title of Miss USA. Let me begin by congratulating her while adding that I would have preferred at least a little shout out to ECU and Pirate Nation. It's refreshing to see ECU students in news stories not involving arrests and police beatings. When this guy is your most famous alum, those can be somewhat understandable if not expected. Vermont recently became the fourth state to legalize same sex marriage. Do you think every state should follow suit? Why or why not?
Well I think it's great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. Um, we live in a land that you can choose same sex marriage or opposite marriage and, you know what, in my country and in, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there. But that's how I was raised and that's how I think that it should be between a man and a woman.
Well I think it's great that Americans are able to choose one or the other.
Um, we live in a land that you can choose same sex marriage or opposite marriage...
...and, you know what, in my country and in, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman.
No offense to anybody out there.
But that's how I was raised and that's how I think that it should be between a man and a woman.
Friday, April 17, 2009
Priceless
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009
I Just Love Glenn Beck's Sanity
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Sunday, March 22, 2009
Timothy Geithner Uses TurboTax
Friday, March 20, 2009
The Saddest Haiku of the Year
"Sorry Soxy. Waitlisted."
Eight-Zero-and One.
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No lucky Denver Mints for me
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Law School Admissions Haiku with Commentary
Below are some of my favorite.
Run to the mail box.
Could there be an acceptance?
Just spam from Cooley.
-SoxyPirate
Ok, so this one is pretty simple. It's the first one that came to my mind. Obviously, it's about the agonizing walks back and forth from the mailbox each day. Cooley, or the Thomas M. Cooley School of Law, can mean a number of different things. First, it's widely regarded as one of the worst law schools in the country, not necessarily because it's a bad school, but because their own BS rankings place them amongst the very best law schools, due to ridiculous criteria such as square footage of library or number of barber shops within 5 miles of the school. More generally, "Cooley" simply means a low ranked school that you have no interest in. In this sense, you can get spam mail from many "Cooley's."
bored, sitting in class
should be studying econ
composing haiku
-SoxyPirate
Speaks for itself. Here are a few more self explanatory ones:
Everyday the same
Another Waitlist Appears
Only like, no love
-dantimreynolds
Generous mailman...
Give me your sweet gifts today!
Blender Magazine.
-beepermad
a cold p.o. box
a key turns, the door opens--
the sound of torture
-cho
Words on screen do not sink in
Dream quietly fades
-geoffree
So much I crave mail.
Each day I stalk the mail man
Each day I feel sad.
-carolinagirl0724
Here's one that made me laugh out loud during class. I had to cover it up like I was coughing.
Another in at Harvard
Man, they are assholes
-pany1985
On the website where we are sharing these, there is a very elitist mentality. People who get into Harvard can't imagine why anyone would go to Chicago. Those who go to Berkeley can't imagine why anyone would go to Duke. And anyone that gets into a top 20 school can't imagine why any of the rest of us would even go to law school. Pany's haiku pretty much sums up how "the rest of us" feel about those kids.
In that spirit:
So you got into
Harvard, Yale and Stanford Law
Still, I nailed your girl
-takingmytime
After voicing my approval of Pany's haiku, I got this response:
I was just clapping out syllables at work. I used to be so much better at haiku in elementary school. I suck at life.
-seb819
In the spirit of the exhibition, I replied:
Clapping syllables
I used to be much better
ah, I suck at life
-SoxyPirate
Which was followed by:
Haiku-izing words
Adorn my office montage
Co-workers just stare
-FlightOfTheEarls
Here are a few that will require some commentary:
I am a weak split,
Waitlisted at top thirties;
Learn to love region.
-badlydrawn
A "splitter" is someone with a high LSAT/low GPA or vice versa (like me). It's generally pretty difficult for splitters to predict whether they'll get into a particular school, because they may have one number that is outstanding compared to the rest of the school's applicants, and another that is mediocre at best. Badlydrawn feels like his "weak split" will only manage to get him into a "regional" (lower ranked) school, where his employment prospects are pretty poor outside of the school's region.
Applied very late
Also a weak splitter too
Yay George Washington
-CaptainCubicle
(Is George one syllable?)
...which prompted this reply from our clapping friend
Oh, Just clap it out
You'll probably look foolish
But who gives a [sh*t]?
-seb819
We also have:
The status checker
Torments my soul to no end
But I still love it!
-OperaAttorney
Law school applicants are all too familiar with the infamous "status checker." Many schools provide a website where applicants can see up-to-the-minute updates on the status of their application, be it "complete," "under review," or "decision processed." Many of us spend countless hours hitting "refresh" while staring at our status checker.
UNC emails:
"Congratulations, you're in!"
Later, "not so fast..."
-SoxyPirate
Today UNC sent out a flood of acceptance emails by mistake. Moments later, after an overwhelming number of incoming calls and emails, they corrected their error by sending another email asking applicants to disregard the earlier email. Torture.
In my obsession
I use jargon you don't get
Sorry, normal friends
-presh
This seems particularly appropriate for this blog post.
And finally:
On a message board
Filled with repeated questions
This thread is awesome
-Fup
There were dozens and of haiku submitted, and some were not family-or-blog friendly, but they all made me smile.
These were two I put on Facebook today:
East Carteret High
The worst 4 years of my life
Just let me forget...
-SoxyPirate
East Carteret High
Where I learned to write Haiku
Now I use to slight
-SoxyPirate
Anyone out there have any interesting or relevant haiku to add to the mix?