Tuesday, October 27, 2009

When Bad Geography Gets You Suspended

ESPN analyst Bob Griese has been suspended for one week for a "racist" comment about NASCAR driver Juan Pablo Montoya. While displaying a graphic of current NASCAR leaders, someone (perhaps not Griese) asked "where's Juan Pablo Montoya?" Griese replied "he's out having a taco."

I was watching the game at the time of the comment, and I winced a bit. Not because I found the comment to be particularly racist, but because Juan Pablo Montoya is Columbian. A taco is a traditional Mexican dish (though I'm sure Columbia has something similar).

Culinary geography foibles notwithstanding, this may all be a bit blown out of proportion. Griese apologized for the slip. Montoya has declined to comment. Furthermore, as we all know, NASCAR fans are the last people in the world that would stand for even a shred of racism, and I haven't seen or heard many complaints on their end.

For what it's worth, if anyone would like to crack a joke with respect to where I may be at any given moment (and I don't plan on being atop the NASCAR points list), please, don't say "he's probably out having fried okra."

At least get the geography right*, and make it something I really like...

...like soft crabs.


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* True, I'm a Southerner, and we eat lots of fried foods in the South. However, while fried chicken, fried okra, or grits might be the first thing you think of for Southern cuisine, it's definitely not the first thing you'd think of for the Outer Banks. At least it shouldn't be.

Friday, October 9, 2009

What Has Obama Done? (pt. II)

Obama’s Peace Prize: The World Bets on American Leadership
By Peter M. Shane (from executivewatch.net)

It’s a safe bet that President Obama’s first words this morning were something akin to, “I won what??” This is, after all, the man who conceded that Arizona State had a point in thinking an honorary degree might be premature. President Obama – whom I admire deeply – has been in office under 10 months, and the menu of world conflicts seems pretty much as long as last January.

In short, it also seems a safe bet that, in choosing President Obama for the Nobel Peace Prize, the Committee wanted to send a larger message.

As I read it, that message is, “America, we need you.”

The Birthers and Teabaggers will likely say that the Nobel Prize is testament to Obama’s overarching allegiance to European, rather than American values. Nothing could be farther from the truth.

President Obama has so captured the world’s imagination because he so strikingly embodies an America that the world yearns for – an energetic, diverse, inclusive America that is determined to lead the world, but with the world’s interests in mind.

As the Nobel Committee said, President Obama’s “diplomacy is founded in the concept that those who are to lead the world must do so on the basis of values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world’s population.”

This statement takes as a given the fact that the President of the United States is “to lead the world.” It just says how the world hopes he or she will do so.

This international yearning for enlightened American leadership should come as no surprise.

There will not be a meaningful international anti-nuclear proliferation regime without American leadership.

There will not be a rapprochement between the West and Islam without American leadership.

There will not be lasting peace in the Middle East without American leadership.

There will not be measurable progress against global warming without American leadership,

There will not be worldwide progress in the protection and expansion of human rights – and perhaps, most especially, women’s rights – without American leadership.

These are things for which people around the world yearn. They do not want America to shed its position of leadership; they want America to abandon unilateralism – the idea that America can lead with indifference to the “values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world’s population.”

As an American, I have to say I am grateful and slightly amazed that the eight Bush-Cheney years did not utterly kill the American brand abroad. An agonizing “what if?” question will always be, “What if, on September 12, 2001, America had embraced a less unilateral vision of world leadership?” How much closer would we be to the imperative international objectives we now seek?

Because time only moves in one direction, however, Americans should be delighted by the award today bestowed upon our President. The award is a bet not just on Obama’s future, but on ours. It is a bet that we can be the America that the world sees in Barack Obama.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

What Has Obama Done?

Hillary 2012!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Question(s) About Racism

Joe says something. Bob calls Joe a racist.

1. If what Joe said was racist, is Joe a racist?
2. If what Joe said was racist, is Bob a racist?
3. If what Joe said was not racist, is Bob a racist?
4. If Joe IS a racist, but what he said was not, is Bob a racist?
5. Am I a racist for even asking if Joe's comment was racist?
6. If you answer any of these hypothetical questions, are you a racist?
...
...
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7. Why are you such a racist?

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A few quick observations on racism (forgive me for not elaborating or even defending these observations):

A. There seems to be a "racist" continuum. What we say or do falls somewhere along the continuum.

B. When someone has a history of saying or doing things that fall on the wrong side of the continuum, it's not unreasonable to assume that other statements or actions, harmless as they may seem (when said/done by someone without such a history), might be rooted in racism.

C. If racial equality is a goal and racism (or racial discrimination) is the antithesis, then it should be clear why advancing the agenda/cause of the oppressors might be racist while advancing the agenda/cause of the oppressed (NAACP, for example) might not be.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Good News

House starts a week from today.

That is all.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Hiatus

Law school has begun.

Taking 30 seconds to write this post has put me behind by three minutes.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Poor House

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Math Fail: Part 8 (or 9)

Today's math fail comes from "Papa Bear" O'Reilly, who says that Americans have a lower life expectancy than Canadians because we have more people.

Monday, July 20, 2009

I Feel Empowered Today...

For the first time in my life I've written a letter to my elected representative. Before now I've signed online petitions or mailings from particular interest groups I belong to, or sent messages from a Senator or Congressperson's website. But today I sat down and typed a letter that I know Senator Hagan won't read and that will make absolutely no impact on the world, and for some reason I still feel really good about it.

Why is that?

Here's the letter:

The Honorable Kay R. Hagan
521 Dirksen Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510

Dear Senator Hagan:

I am writing to urge you to support President Obama’s proposed health care reform.

Like many Americans, I worry about the rising costs of adequate health care. As a newlywed and current law student I sometimes fear that my wife and I are one sickness, disease, broken bone, or accident away from hospital bills that will take the rest of our working lives to pay off.

We are fortunate enough to have private coverage provided by our parents while I am still in school, but we can’t help but be alarmed at the increasing rate with which private insurance companies are denying claims and leaving millions of sick Americans untreated or unable to pay their bills. You have no doubt read recent research which shows that an overwhelming majority of bankruptcy claims in the United States are linked to medical problems, and that an even greater majority of those claims are made by citizens with private health care plans. This is not a problem, this is a crisis—a health crisis that has spilled over into the worst economic crisis of our lives.

I firmly believe that President Obama’s plan will ensure that every American has access to adequate and affordable health care. Such a plan will contribute to an increase in the overall health and well being of the American people and will help to expedite recovery from the economic ailments that affect us all.

I urge you to act now while political expediency and the public will are so closely aligned.

Please be sure that you are on the right side of history.

Sincerely,


SoxyPirate


I encourage all of you to find some time and let your elected officials know that you're keeping an eye on them, regardless of where your views may fall on the political spectrum.

A Great Day!

The Church must be true.

Update: HT to Steve, who beat me to it.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Math Fail

Whilst indulging in my lunch time guilty pleasure yesterday--listening to Rush Limbaugh--I heard a phenomenal breakthrough in statistical analysis.

Rush was lamenting wasteful, frivolous government spending (like Social Security and Medicare). Then he dropped this bombshell on everyone:
Have you heard the story about 700 executives from the Social Security Administration on a party junket to Phoenix?...Claiming they need "to learn how to reduce stress because of a growing number of death threats made against them, nearly 700 executives from the Social Security Administration," 700 executives! It cost $700,000. That's one hundred thousand dollars per attendee.

...When this kind of news gets out, ladies and gentlemen, with unemployment news what it is, unemployment continuing to rise, government executives going on retreats for a hundred grand a person for three days, to relieve stress over deaths threats. The American people can't do that right now, the American people are paying for it, but this is nothing. This 700 grand, this is nothing to the pillage that the government as a whole is doing in the trillions on this economy every day.
So, according to the Rushbo $700,000/700 people = $100,000 per person. And that, he says, is just too much.

Only thing is 700,000/700 = 1,000. Thats like what, twice as cheap as Rush said?

Someone on Rushbo's team caught the error and fixed its first instance in the transcript on his website. It appears that was as much journalistic integrity as they could muster, as the second instance remains uncorrected.

You can read the entire transcript here. Unfortunately, you must be a subscriber to view video or to hear the original audio.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Palin Steps Down

Ya' see what CNN's a sayin' about Sarah Palin?

What's she gonna' be doin' now? Maybe she'll be rejoinin' the pageant circuit.

...or givin' speeches about teen pregnancy, dontcha' know.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

I Couldn't Resist A Stab at Mitt

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Thursday, April 23, 2009

"If this doesn't get me a girlfriend, nothing will..."

I usually don't post videos quite this random, but this was so impressive I thought I'd make an exception. Enjoy.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Miss California's Controversial Response

Last night fellow Pirate Kristen Dalton (Miss North Carolina) won the title of Miss USA. Let me begin by congratulating her while adding that I would have preferred at least a little shout out to ECU and Pirate Nation.  It's refreshing to see ECU students in news stories not involving arrests and police beatings.  When this guy is your most famous alum, those can be somewhat understandable if not expected.  

But the crown has not come without its share of controversey (and probably some botox, a boob job, a fake tan, veneers, and an unhappy childhood with a mother that could never be satisfied).  First runner-up Carrie Prejean (Miss California) believes that her answer to a question about gay marriage cost her the title.  The question came from openly gay pop-blogger Perez Hilton, who later admitted that he was 'shocked' by Prejean's response.  "There were various other ways she could have answered that question, and still stayed true to herself without alienating millions of people," he said. 

Hilton asked:  
Vermont recently became the fourth state to legalize same sex marriage. Do you think every state should follow suit? Why or why not?
Prejean responded: 
Well I think it's great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. Um, we live in a land that you can choose same sex marriage or opposite marriage and, you know what, in my country and in, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there. But that's how I was raised and that's how I think that it should be between a man and a woman.
Uhh, what?  Did any of that make sense?  Let's try it line by line:
Well I think it's great that Americans are able to choose one or the other.
Carrie, sweetie, Californians were able to choose one or the other (gay marriage, straight marriage, or no marriage) until this past year.  Now Californians, like North Carolinians, Texans, and many other Americans have no choice in the matter because gay marriage is illegal.  What America are you talking about?
Um, we live in a land that you can choose same sex marriage or opposite marriage... 
Um, we absolutely do NOT live in a land that you can choose same sex marriage or "opposite marriage" (whatever-the-hell that means).  
...and, you know what, in my country and in, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman.
You think that you believe?  Hmm. Interesting.  Funny that two seconds ago your country had a choice, but now in your country you and your family believe marriage should be between a man and a woman...you think.  
No offense to anybody out there.
With a well thought-out articulate position like that, there was none taken, I'm sure.  
But that's how I was raised and that's how I think that it should be between a man and a woman.
Well, that settles it then!  What do you think about the economy?  

Now people are going nuts about this, and some are even saying that Prejean should considering a lawsuit against the pageant for discrimination of her views, but even the most ardent supporters of traditional marriage must see that this response is reminiscent of Miss Teen South Carolina's legendary assault on reason and the English language in the finals of the Miss Teen USA pageant in 2007, right? I mean, c'mon!  

I think it's safe to say that Prejean's response cost her the title of Miss USA.  What hurt her most, however, was not her opinion about gay marriage, but her inability to clearly and articulatly express those views the way a Miss USA should.  In 2009 "because my family raised me that way" just doesn't cut it.  Let this be a reminder to like-minded right-wingers in the blogernacle and on Facebook praising Miss California for standing up for what she believes in; just saying you disagree doesn't count for jack when you can't explain why.  

"Like the Iraq and the South African countries, like, such as..."

UPDATE: You can watch all of the thought provoking responses to the judges' questions below!

Friday, April 17, 2009

Priceless

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

I Just Love Glenn Beck's Sanity

...and I fear for it.

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Sunday, March 22, 2009

Timothy Geithner Uses TurboTax

You just can't imagine how this makes me feel inside. A tribute to my favorite economist.

Friday, March 20, 2009

The Saddest Haiku of the Year

Denver email reads:
"Sorry Soxy. Waitlisted."
Eight-Zero-and One.

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No lucky Denver Mints for me

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Law School Admissions Haiku with Commentary

Today during class I decided to compose a few haiku. I don't know jack about haiku...even if "haiku" is the correct plural form, so I basically just wrote down ideas that came to my head in the 5/7/5 syllable format. I even asked other law school applicants at a website I visit often to submit their own haiku about the stressful law school application and admissions process. Some are dumb, some are pretty funny, and many are undoubtedly too filled with pre-law jargon for the lay person to understand.

Below are some of my favorite.

Run to the mail box.
Could there be an acceptance?
Just spam from Cooley.

-SoxyPirate

Ok, so this one is pretty simple. It's the first one that came to my mind. Obviously, it's about the agonizing walks back and forth from the mailbox each day. Cooley, or the Thomas M. Cooley School of Law, can mean a number of different things. First, it's widely regarded as one of the worst law schools in the country, not necessarily because it's a bad school, but because their own BS rankings place them amongst the very best law schools, due to ridiculous criteria such as square footage of library or number of barber shops within 5 miles of the school. More generally, "Cooley" simply means a low ranked school that you have no interest in. In this sense, you can get spam mail from many "Cooley's."

bored, sitting in class
should be studying econ
composing haiku

-SoxyPirate

Speaks for itself. Here are a few more self explanatory ones:

Everyday the same
Another Waitlist Appears
Only like, no love



Generous mailman...
Give me your sweet gifts today!
Blender Magazine.

-beepermad

a cold p.o. box
a key turns, the door opens--
the sound of torture

-cho

A click of the mouse
Words on screen do not sink in
Dream quietly fades

-geoffree

So much I crave mail.
Each day I stalk the mail man
Each day I feel sad.

-carolinagirl0724

Here's one that made me laugh out loud during class. I had to cover it up like I was coughing.

One gets into Yale
Another in at Harvard
Man, they are assholes

-pany1985

On the website where we are sharing these, there is a very elitist mentality. People who get into Harvard can't imagine why anyone would go to Chicago. Those who go to Berkeley can't imagine why anyone would go to Duke. And anyone that gets into a top 20 school can't imagine why any of the rest of us would even go to law school. Pany's haiku pretty much sums up how "the rest of us" feel about those kids.

In that spirit:

So you got into
Harvard, Yale and Stanford Law
Still, I nailed your girl

-takingmytime

After voicing my approval of Pany's haiku, I got this response:

I was just clapping out syllables at work. I used to be so much better at haiku in elementary school. I suck at life.

-seb819

In the spirit of the exhibition, I replied:

Clapping syllables
I used to be much better
ah, I suck at life

-SoxyPirate

Which was followed by:

Haiku-izing words
Adorn my office montage
Co-workers just stare

-FlightOfTheEarls

Here are a few that will require some commentary:

I am a weak split,
Waitlisted at top thirties;
Learn to love region.

-badlydrawn

A "splitter" is someone with a high LSAT/low GPA or vice versa (like me). It's generally pretty difficult for splitters to predict whether they'll get into a particular school, because they may have one number that is outstanding compared to the rest of the school's applicants, and another that is mediocre at best. Badlydrawn feels like his "weak split" will only manage to get him into a "regional" (lower ranked) school, where his employment prospects are pretty poor outside of the school's region.

Applied very late
Also a weak splitter too
Yay George Washington

-CaptainCubicle

(Is George one syllable?)

...which prompted this reply from our clapping friend

Oh, Just clap it out
You'll probably look foolish
But who gives a [sh*t]?

-seb819

We also have:

The status checker
Torments my soul to no end
But I still love it!

-OperaAttorney

Law school applicants are all too familiar with the infamous "status checker." Many schools provide a website where applicants can see up-to-the-minute updates on the status of their application, be it "complete," "under review," or "decision processed." Many of us spend countless hours hitting "refresh" while staring at our status checker.

UNC emails:
"Congratulations, you're in!"
Later, "not so fast..."

-SoxyPirate

Today UNC sent out a flood of acceptance emails by mistake. Moments later, after an overwhelming number of incoming calls and emails, they corrected their error by sending another email asking applicants to disregard the earlier email. Torture.

In my obsession
I use jargon you don't get
Sorry, normal friends

-presh

This seems particularly appropriate for this blog post.

And finally:

On a message board
Filled with repeated questions
This thread is awesome

-Fup

There were dozens and of haiku submitted, and some were not family-or-blog friendly, but they all made me smile.

These were two I put on Facebook today:

East Carteret High
The worst 4 years of my life
Just let me forget...

-SoxyPirate

East Carteret High
Where I learned to write Haiku
Now I use to slight

-SoxyPirate

Anyone out there have any interesting or relevant haiku to add to the mix?