<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4874799530105846627</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:34:18 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>The Soxy Pirate Blog</title><description></description><link>http://onesoxypirate.blogspot.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Soxy Pirate)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>270</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4874799530105846627.post-8065829473321122503</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:49:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-27T15:42:44.003-04:00</atom:updated><title>When Bad Geography Gets You Suspended</title><atom:summary type='text'>ESPN analyst Bob Griese has been suspended for one week for a "racist" comment about NASCAR driver Juan Pablo Montoya.  While displaying a graphic of current NASCAR leaders, someone (perhaps not Griese) asked "where's Juan Pablo Montoya?"  Griese replied "he's out having a taco."  I was watching the game  at the time of the comment, and I winced a bit.  Not because I found the comment to be </atom:summary><link>http://onesoxypirate.blogspot.com/2009/10/when-bad-geography-gets-you-suspended.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Soxy Pirate)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4874799530105846627.post-8592020108901893265</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 02:07:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-09T22:13:20.198-04:00</atom:updated><title>What Has Obama Done? (pt. II)</title><atom:summary type='text'>Obama’s Peace Prize: The World Bets on American LeadershipBy Peter M. Shane (from executivewatch.net)It’s a safe bet that President Obama’s first words this morning were something akin to, “I won what??”  This is, after all, the man who conceded that Arizona State had a point in thinking an honorary degree might be premature.  President Obama – whom I admire deeply – has been in office under 10 </atom:summary><link>http://onesoxypirate.blogspot.com/2009/10/what-has-obama-done-pt-ii.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Soxy Pirate)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>8</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4874799530105846627.post-6801342973930992257</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:57:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-04T12:57:53.032-04:00</atom:updated><title>What Has Obama Done?</title><atom:summary type='text'>Hillary 2012!</atom:summary><link>http://onesoxypirate.blogspot.com/2009/10/what-has-obama-done.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Soxy Pirate)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4874799530105846627.post-1263494010953026719</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:34:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-17T14:53:36.306-04:00</atom:updated><title>Question(s) About Racism</title><atom:summary type='text'>Joe says something.  Bob calls Joe a racist. 1.  If what Joe said was racist, is Joe a racist?  2.  If what Joe said was racist, is Bob a racist?3.  If what Joe said was not racist, is Bob a racist?4.  If Joe IS a racist, but what he said was not, is Bob a racist? 5.  Am I a racist for even asking if Joe's comment was racist?6.  If you answer any of these hypothetical questions, are you a racist?</atom:summary><link>http://onesoxypirate.blogspot.com/2009/09/questions-about-racism.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Soxy Pirate)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4874799530105846627.post-6738044555280391911</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:07:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-14T14:09:16.709-04:00</atom:updated><title>Good News</title><atom:summary type='text'>House starts a week from today.  That is all.</atom:summary><link>http://onesoxypirate.blogspot.com/2009/09/good-news.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Soxy Pirate)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4874799530105846627.post-7442177179489178429</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 03:16:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-08-27T23:17:45.832-04:00</atom:updated><title>Hiatus</title><atom:summary type='text'>Law school has begun.  Taking 30 seconds to write this post has put me behind by three minutes.</atom:summary><link>http://onesoxypirate.blogspot.com/2009/08/hiatus.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Soxy Pirate)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>6</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4874799530105846627.post-7540691532112457851</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:36:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-08-13T18:36:41.517-04:00</atom:updated><title>Poor House</title><atom:summary type='text'></atom:summary><link>http://onesoxypirate.blogspot.com/2009/08/poor-house.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Soxy Pirate)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4874799530105846627.post-7388263532528664967</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:35:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-07-29T14:37:27.461-04:00</atom:updated><title>Math Fail: Part 8 (or 9)</title><atom:summary type='text'>Today's math fail comes from "Papa Bear" O'Reilly, who says that Americans have a lower life expectancy than Canadians because we have more people.</atom:summary><link>http://onesoxypirate.blogspot.com/2009/07/math-fail-part-8-or-9.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Soxy Pirate)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4874799530105846627.post-2094570728327201296</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:59:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-07-20T21:26:56.120-04:00</atom:updated><title>I Feel Empowered Today...</title><atom:summary type='text'>For the first time in my life I've written a letter to my elected representative. Before now I've signed online petitions or mailings from particular interest groups I belong to, or sent messages from a Senator or Congressperson's website. But today I sat down and typed a letter that I know Senator Hagan won't read and that will make absolutely no impact on the world, and for some reason I still </atom:summary><link>http://onesoxypirate.blogspot.com/2009/07/i-feel-empowered-today.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Soxy Pirate)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>5</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4874799530105846627.post-8764746869516207182</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 12:34:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-07-20T08:39:39.993-04:00</atom:updated><title>A Great Day!</title><atom:summary type='text'>The Church must be true.Update: HT to Steve, who beat me to it.</atom:summary><link>http://onesoxypirate.blogspot.com/2009/07/great-day.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Soxy Pirate)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4874799530105846627.post-6633580693484399702</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 00:25:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-07-17T20:46:14.118-04:00</atom:updated><title>Math Fail</title><atom:summary type='text'>Whilst indulging in my lunch time guilty pleasure yesterday--listening to Rush Limbaugh--I heard a phenomenal breakthrough in statistical analysis.Rush was lamenting wasteful, frivolous government spending (like Social Security and Medicare).  Then he dropped this bombshell on everyone:Have you heard the story about 700 executives from the Social Security Administration on a party junket to </atom:summary><link>http://onesoxypirate.blogspot.com/2009/07/math-fail.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Soxy Pirate)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>8</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4874799530105846627.post-8641553828200939761</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 20:21:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-07-03T16:25:47.065-04:00</atom:updated><title>Palin Steps Down</title><atom:summary type='text'>Ya' see what CNN's a sayin' about Sarah Palin?What's she gonna' be doin' now?  Maybe she'll be rejoinin' the pageant circuit....or givin' speeches about teen pregnancy, dontcha' know.</atom:summary><link>http://onesoxypirate.blogspot.com/2009/07/palin-steps-down.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Soxy Pirate)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>5</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4874799530105846627.post-6541496472534381657</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:17:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-06-02T11:18:18.542-04:00</atom:updated><title>I Couldn't Resist A Stab at Mitt</title><atom:summary type='text'>The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30cSupreme Court Presscolbertnation.comColbert Report Full EpisodesPolitical HumorKeyboard Cat</atom:summary><link>http://onesoxypirate.blogspot.com/2009/06/i-couldnt-resist-stab-at-mitt.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Soxy Pirate)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4874799530105846627.post-1494090965801217188</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:46:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-04-23T15:48:15.063-04:00</atom:updated><title>"If this doesn't get me a girlfriend, nothing will..."</title><atom:summary type='text'>I usually don't post videos quite this random, but this was so impressive I thought I'd make an exception.  Enjoy.</atom:summary><link>http://onesoxypirate.blogspot.com/2009/04/if-this-doesnt-get-me-girlfriend.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Soxy Pirate)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4874799530105846627.post-6635759261512683495</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 04:50:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-04-22T02:53:13.753-04:00</atom:updated><title>Miss California's Controversial Response</title><atom:summary type='text'>Last night fellow Pirate Kristen Dalton (Miss North Carolina) won the title of Miss USA.  Let me begin by congratulating her while adding that I would have preferred at least a little shout out to ECU and Pirate Nation.  It's refreshing to see ECU students in news stories not involving arrests and police beatings.  When this guy is your most famous alum, those can be somewhat understandable if </atom:summary><link>http://onesoxypirate.blogspot.com/2009/04/miss-californias-controversial-response.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Soxy Pirate)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RpBy0w0SF_o/Se6uGbw7XaI/AAAAAAAAAcA/9-_UUN0MDDU/s72-c/r2292466039.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>6</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4874799530105846627.post-2144128125961402906</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 14:51:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-04-17T10:53:31.527-04:00</atom:updated><title>Priceless</title><atom:summary type='text'>The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10cNationwide Tax Proteststhedailyshow.comDaily Show Full EpisodesEconomic CrisisPolitical HumorThe Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10cTea Party Tyrannythedailyshow.comDaily Show Full EpisodesEconomic CrisisPolitical Humor</atom:summary><link>http://onesoxypirate.blogspot.com/2009/04/daily-show-with-jon-stewart-m-th-11p.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Soxy Pirate)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4874799530105846627.post-3546744623189496893</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:39:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-04-01T14:44:44.661-04:00</atom:updated><title>I Just Love Glenn Beck's Sanity</title><atom:summary type='text'>...and I fear for it.The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30cThe 10/31 Projectcomedycentral.comColbert Report Full EpisodesPolitical HumorNASA Name Contest</atom:summary><link>http://onesoxypirate.blogspot.com/2009/04/i-just-love-glen-becks-sanity.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Soxy Pirate)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4874799530105846627.post-9092075007237356366</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 15:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-03-22T11:57:24.413-04:00</atom:updated><title>Timothy Geithner Uses TurboTax</title><atom:summary type='text'>You just can't imagine how this makes me feel inside.  A tribute to my favorite economist. </atom:summary><link>http://onesoxypirate.blogspot.com/2009/03/timothy-geithner-uses-turbotax.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Soxy Pirate)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4874799530105846627.post-1534419497775175285</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:05:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-03-20T11:24:51.470-04:00</atom:updated><title>The Saddest Haiku of the Year</title><atom:summary type='text'>Denver email reads:"Sorry Soxy.  Waitlisted."Eight-Zero-and One.--------No lucky Denver Mints for me</atom:summary><link>http://onesoxypirate.blogspot.com/2009/03/saddest-haiku-of-year.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Soxy Pirate)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4874799530105846627.post-3831532395714519706</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 00:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-03-19T00:17:05.073-04:00</atom:updated><title>Law School Admissions Haiku with Commentary</title><atom:summary type='text'>Today during class I decided to compose a few haiku.  I don't know jack about haiku...even if "haiku" is the correct plural form, so I basically just wrote down ideas that came to my head in the 5/7/5 syllable format.  I even asked other law school applicants at a website I visit often to submit their own haiku about the stressful law school application and admissions process.  Some are dumb, </atom:summary><link>http://onesoxypirate.blogspot.com/2009/03/law-school-admissions-haiku-with.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Soxy Pirate)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>11</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4874799530105846627.post-7997270434610865510</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 17:10:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-03-13T13:11:53.607-04:00</atom:updated><title>8 for 8</title><atom:summary type='text'>I received an acceptance letter from Louisville yesterday.  8 for 8 with 6 more to go.  The next 6 will bring the thunder and lightning, I think.</atom:summary><link>http://onesoxypirate.blogspot.com/2009/03/8-for-8.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Soxy Pirate)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4874799530105846627.post-5966921808098045595</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 23:45:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-25T18:51:23.259-05:00</atom:updated><title>Which song did you think of...</title><atom:summary type='text'>when I said I was accepted at Oklahoma? (This question will probably be lost on anyone but my family members.)Or my favorite:I always felt bad for poor ol' Jud Fry.</atom:summary><link>http://onesoxypirate.blogspot.com/2009/02/which-song-did-you-think-of.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Soxy Pirate)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>5</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4874799530105846627.post-9065476103016675143</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:34:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-25T11:12:40.147-05:00</atom:updated><title>6 for 6........UPDATED BELOW: 7 FOR 7!</title><atom:summary type='text'>I received an acceptance letter from Stetson Law today, making me 6 for 6 so far this cycle.  For those of you keeping tabs, I've now been accepted at: UPDATE:  OKLAHOMA EMAILED MY ACCEPTANCE THIS MORNING!MiamiCampbellPenn StateCreightonElonStetsonOklahomaI'm still waiting to hear from:Florida StateTennesseeRichmondLouisvilleDenverArizona StateUtahThis might sound really...well...wrong, but so </atom:summary><link>http://onesoxypirate.blogspot.com/2009/02/6-for-6.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Soxy Pirate)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>8</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4874799530105846627.post-3033295564316493232</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:53:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-19T12:00:58.208-05:00</atom:updated><title>I Got Soul...</title><atom:summary type='text'>Chris Martin (Coldplay), Brandon Flowers (The Killers), and Bono (U2) join up for an impromptu rendition of one of my nephew Zac's old favorites during an epic encore performance.(Mama, you might not want to watch, as the picture is very shaky.)</atom:summary><link>http://onesoxypirate.blogspot.com/2009/02/i-got-soul.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Soxy Pirate)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4874799530105846627.post-860265948547606393</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 20:48:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-17T15:48:53.282-05:00</atom:updated><title>Wii Fit</title><atom:summary type='text'></atom:summary><link>http://onesoxypirate.blogspot.com/2009/02/wii-fit.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Soxy Pirate)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item></channel></rss>